maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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forgottenwinterfrost:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

ontheroad-andbeyond:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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BOOOM

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donutcats:

never let me play a game where I can design/style my own character

I will forget about the legit goals of the game and will always strive to get all the shit I want for my character so I look the cutest 

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cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

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kruel-kid:

me:

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you:

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That’s the only bit of advice I would give the up-and-coming female rappers. You could be as sexy as you want, but just maintain your dignity around these guys.

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scarlettblythe:

This might be the most influential quote of the whole series.

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brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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marvelfemme:

okay marvel we’ve had a tree and a raccoon i think we can handle a super heroine movie

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pardonmewhileipanic:

this video just ruined my whole life and i’m fucking grateful 

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samjoonyuh:

Perspective. 

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